Drown them!

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Drown them!

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:06 pm

My wife had a phone call from her mum and dad earlier today, They said, they can't cope as their cat has unexpectedly given birth to 9 kittens.

The wife told me and asked if I would help.

"How can I help?" I asked.

She said to me "get over there and put them in a sack and dump them in the canal"........

I did this and I now feel really guilty
Spoiler:
as I got on really well with her dad!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Drown them!

Postby Melisandre » Sat Dec 29, 2018 1:17 pm

:lol:
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