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Police officer calls

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:52 am

A Police officer knocked on my door last night and said "It looks like your wife has been in a car accident"

I said
Spoiler:
"Yes I know but she has a lovely personality"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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