Silently watching

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Silently watching

Postby rebbonk » Tue Nov 20, 2018 10:32 am

Observing the baby one night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's cot. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, scepticism.

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.

"A penny for your thoughts" she said.

"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can
Spoiler:
make a cot like that for only £67.50".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Silently watching

Postby Melisandre » Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:08 pm

:lol:
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Re: Silently watching

Postby dutchman » Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:54 pm

:lol:
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