Voting

[rebbonk]

I was in the park with my dog and I said to this guy "Which way are you going to vote?"

"Labour" he replied. With that my dog bit him.

I carried on and I saw a woman "Which way are you going vote?" I asked.

"Labour" she said. My dog bit her as well.

As I carried on, I met another man "Which way are you going vote?" I asked.

"Conservative" he said. With that my dog bit him.

Spoiler:

My dog doesn't give a crap about politics.

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]