Dead mother

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Dead mother

Postby rebbonk » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:54 am

An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.

A man asks him, “What's wrong?”

The boy says,“Me ma is dead”.

“Oh bejaysus,"the man says. “Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?”

The boy replies, “No tanks mister.
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Re: Dead mother

Postby Melisandre » Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:13 am

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