An elderly man

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An elderly man

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:46 am

A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after-shave, presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly lady, about mid-eighties.

The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me,
Spoiler:
do I come here often?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: An elderly man

Postby Melisandre » Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:12 pm

:lol:
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Re: An elderly man

Postby dutchman » Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:31 am

:hysterical:
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