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Good Samaritan

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:47 am

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"

A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence,
Spoiler:
"I think I'd throw up."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Good Samaritan

Postby Melisandre » Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:13 pm

:lol:
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