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Anne Summers party

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:27 am

My wife went to an Anne summers party last night.

Before she went she said to me "I really wanna buy a vibrator!"

I laughed, "OK you can buy one but it must be 2 inches smaller than me"

She came back with one
Spoiler:
that was 5 ft 8
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Anne Summers party

Postby Melisandre » Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:58 am

:lol:
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Re: Anne Summers party

Postby dutchman » Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:26 pm

:lol:
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