Closing the curtains

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Closing the curtains

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:15 am

The wife came out of the bathroom after her shower, stark naked and walked into the bedroom.

She said to me "Babe, shut the curtains, I don't want the neighbours to see me naked."

"Don't worry," I replied,
Spoiler:
"if the neighbours see you naked, they'll shut their own bl**dy curtains!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Closing the curtains

Postby Melisandre » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:38 pm

:lol:
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