Girl in a bar

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Girl in a bar

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:19 am

I walked up to a girl in a bar and said, "You look like somebody who has a boring sex life. My mission tonight is to get you drunk, take you back to my house and give you the best time ever."

She said, "My boyfriend is right behind you."

Spoiler:
"Good, I'm glad I've got his support."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Girl in a bar

Postby Melisandre » Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:20 am

:lol:
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