Flat tyre

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Flat tyre

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:51 am

A blonde's car gets a flat tyre on the motorway. So she eases it over onto the hard shoulder.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the boot. She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives...

The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here"...?

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly...

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road"...? asks the Officer...

"Helllllooooo,
Spoiler:
those are my emergency flashers!" she replies!!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Flat tyre

Postby Melisandre » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:29 pm

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