Not feeling well

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Not feeling well

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:45 am

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma" she says in a weak voice.

He says "What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

She replies
Spoiler:
"I can't see my ass coming into work today".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Not feeling well

Postby Melisandre » Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:18 pm

:yellow_grin:
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Re: Not feeling well

Postby dutchman » Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:00 pm

:lol:
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