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Knickers and socks

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:17 am

I met this girl in a night club last night and, as she was leading me away, she said, "I have something to show you, my knickers match my socks."

Spoiler:
She wasn't wearing any socks. Daft bat.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Knickers and socks

Postby Melisandre » Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:29 am

:lol:
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Re: Knickers and socks

Postby dutchman » Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:41 pm

:lol:
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