“Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband.
"Ah, no” replied her husband, a little confused.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note. He took the crumpled twenty pound note from her and smiled approvingly.
"Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she then asked her husband.
"Uh no, I haven't," he said (with an anxious tone in his voice). She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note. He took the crumpled fifty pound note and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now" she said. "Have you ever seen 20,000 pounds all crumpled up?"
"No way" he said (while obviously becoming even more excited).
"Well,
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