Barking dog

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Barking dog

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:17 am

One night our dog suddenly began barking nightly at around 3 am.

Irritated and sleepy, I searched the back yard for what might have disturbed our dog.

For three days our dog barked in the middle of the night, and still I found nothing amiss.

When the dog started barking a fourth night at 3 am. I decided to go around the house and through the back alley where I discovered our neighbor. He was the last person you'd suspect of throwing pebbles at the fence to wake our dog.

I demanded to know why he was causing our dog to bark at 3 am.

"My mother-in-law is visiting," our embarrassed neighbor explained.
Spoiler:
"She said if she gets woken up in the middle of the night one more time she'll leave."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Barking dog

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:50 am

:lol:
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