Speeding ticket

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Speeding ticket

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:27 am

A copper stopped me and gave me a speeding ticket today I shouted, "What am I supposed to do with this bl**dy thing".....?

He said, "Keep it
Spoiler:
when you collect four you get a bicycle"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Speeding ticket

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jul 22, 2018 4:11 pm

:yellow_grin:
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