Strapless gown

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Strapless gown

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:59 am

The wondrously stacked blonde appeared at her door in a strapless evening gown that defied gravity.

"Terrific!" said her admiring escort. "I don't see what holds that dress up!"

Spoiler:
"Play your cards right, dear, and you will" she murmured.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Strapless gown

Postby Melisandre » Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:21 pm

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