Helping cross the road

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Helping cross the road

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:08 pm

An obese girl, struggling to walk, stopped me today and asked, ''Will you see me across the road love?''

I said, ''Across the road,
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I could see you from outer space"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Helping cross the road

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:11 pm

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