Learning to ski

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Learning to ski

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:50 am

A dyslexic is learning to ski on the nursery slopes.

He sees a man coming towards him and asks, 'Is it zig zag or zag zig?'

'Don't know.' says the man, 'I'm a tobogganist'

'Oh good' says the dyslexic,
Spoiler:
'Can I have 20 Bensons and a box of matches?'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Learning to ski

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:37 pm

:lol:
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