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Mum's words

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 30, 2018 11:30 am

My Mum always used to say to me, "Always go for ugly women, that way you know they'll always be faithful".....

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"Clearly she's never watched the Jeremy Kyle show"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Mum's words

Postby Melisandre » Wed May 30, 2018 2:07 pm

:lol:
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Re: Mum's words

Postby dutchman » Wed May 30, 2018 3:38 pm

:hysterical:
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