What's for dinner?

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What's for dinner?

Postby rebbonk » Thu May 24, 2018 10:48 am

Got home from work the other day and asked the wife what's for dinner?

'How about a piece of breast for starters' She said seductively holding her boobs.

'Then a nice piece of rump for main' as she turned and grabbed her butt.

'And for dessert....' She said slowly unbuttoning her top to expose her midriff.

'Wait! Don’t tell me' I said
Spoiler:
'Is it jelly?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: What's for dinner?

Postby Melisandre » Thu May 24, 2018 3:18 pm

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