Two men were finishing their work day and one said "I hate to go home! Every night I eat the same tasteless food, wash the dishes, walk the dog, and then go to bed".
His co-worker asked "Why don't you find a nice girl and get married?"
As the first man slammed his briefcase shut he replied
Spoiler:
"I AM married!!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.