Canal fishing

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Canal fishing

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 13, 2018 10:35 am

I asked a bloke fishing on the canal in Birmingham if he'd caught anything?

He said "a whale".

"A whale ?" I asked, "where is it?"

"I threw it back" he said.

"You threw it back? why?"

Spoiler:
"The spokes were missing" he said.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Canal fishing

Postby Melisandre » Sun May 13, 2018 2:05 pm

:yellow_grin:
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Re: Canal fishing

Postby dutchman » Sun May 13, 2018 9:39 pm

:lol:
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