Coming home drunk

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Coming home drunk

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 08, 2018 11:28 am

A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit.

One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.

When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm the Devil" she responded.

"Well, come on home with me" he said
Spoiler:
"I married your sister".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Coming home drunk

Postby Melisandre » Tue May 08, 2018 3:53 pm

:lol:
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