“Sorry sir. I have an infected thumb nail and the doctor told me to keep it warm.”
“Well why don’t you stick it up your arse??”
“Sir,
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Thumb in the soup
by rebbonk » Tue May 08, 2018 11:29 am
Diner in restaurant, “Please don’t put your thumb in my soup as you carry it to me.”
“Sorry sir. I have an infected thumb nail and the doctor told me to keep it warm.”
“Well why don’t you stick it up your arse??”
“Sir,
“Sorry sir. I have an infected thumb nail and the doctor told me to keep it warm.”
“Well why don’t you stick it up your arse??”
“Sir,
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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