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She asked

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 06, 2018 10:34 am

The missus looked at me and asked what I thought.

"New?" I asked. ....

"Yes, So what do you think?"

"Makes your arse look massive." I said.

"Are you really trying to hurt my feelings?” she sobbed.

"Don't be silly, what makes you think that?" I answered

Spoiler:
“Because it's a pair of bl**dy earrings!”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: She asked

Postby Melisandre » Sun May 06, 2018 5:31 pm

:lol:
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