Chinese waiter

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Chinese waiter

Postby rebbonk » Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:14 am

I was sat in a Chinese restaurant with my wife last night when the waiter came over.

"Herro!" he said to me in a strong Chinese accent, "I love dat tattoo on your arm."

"That’s my name!" my wife interrupted with a smile. "In Chinese symbols."

"Ahh, right" he replied,
Spoiler:
"Can I take your order Fat pig?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Chinese waiter

Postby Melisandre » Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:21 pm

:lol:
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Re: Chinese waiter

Postby dutchman » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:04 pm

:hysterical:
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