She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologised and explained "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her".
"You worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny" he muttered
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Drunken mistake
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Drunken mistake
by rebbonk » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:10 am
A drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and hugged her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologised and explained "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her".
"You worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny" he muttered
She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologised and explained "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her".
"You worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny" he muttered
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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