Good news, bad news

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Good news, bad news

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:11 am

The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Anderson will be setting the pace on our morning run".

With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Anderson was overweight and terribly slow.

But then the drill sergeant finished his statement: "Now for the bad news. Private Anderson will be
Spoiler:
driving a truck".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Good news, bad news

Postby Melisandre » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:13 pm

:lol:
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