Tie the knot

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Tie the knot

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:27 am

I said to my new girlfriend, "do you want to tie the knot?"

She shouted at me,
Spoiler:
"tie your own bl**dy shoelaces"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Tie the knot

Postby Melisandre » Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:26 pm

:yellow_grin:
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