I wish to announce...

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I wish to announce...

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:41 am

A proud mother telephoned a Sunday newspaper to announce she had given birth to eight children.

The line was bad, and the operator didn't hear the message.

"Would you repeat that?" the operator asked.

Spoiler:
"Not if I can help it" said the mother.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: I wish to announce...

Postby Melisandre » Tue Apr 10, 2018 2:00 pm

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