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Shopping

Postby rebbonk » Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:01 am

The wife came home with four cases of beer, three boxes of wine, a litre of vodka, two litres of gin, two bottles of whisky and two loaves of bread.

"Are we expecting guests?" I asked.

"No," she replied.

"Then why did you
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buy so much bread?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Shopping

Postby Melisandre » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:03 pm

:lol:
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Re: Shopping

Postby dutchman » Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:31 pm

:lol:
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