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Dining out

Postby rebbonk » Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:29 am

I went out to dinner last night and when the waitress came out to take our order I noticed that she kept scratching her arse.

"Do you have hemorrhoids?"I asked her.

Spoiler:
"Only what you see on the menu" she replied!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Dining out

Postby Melisandre » Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:41 pm

:lol:
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Re: Dining out

Postby dutchman » Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:04 pm

:lol:
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