Our early night

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Our early night

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:35 am

After suggesting an early night with a sultry wink I was lying in bed watching my wife getting undressed.

I said to her "Don't take the shoes off babes"

As she climbed onto the bed on all fours she replied "Does that do it for you honey?"

"Not really," I replied
Spoiler:
"but after this you'll need to nip back down and put the bins out"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Our early night

Postby Melisandre » Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:06 pm

:lol:
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Re: Our early night

Postby dutchman » Wed Apr 04, 2018 1:07 am

:lol:
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