"I slept with your sister," I replied.
"What? And you think a bunch of flowers are going to make me forgive you?" she screamed.
"Eh?" I replied.
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A bunch of flowers
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A bunch of flowers
by rebbonk » Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:46 am
I walked in with a bunch of flowers today and my wife said, "Ok, what have you done now?"
"I slept with your sister," I replied.
"What? And you think a bunch of flowers are going to make me forgive you?" she screamed.
"Eh?" I replied.
"I slept with your sister," I replied.
"What? And you think a bunch of flowers are going to make me forgive you?" she screamed.
"Eh?" I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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