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Crime on the up

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:32 am

Crime round here is getting terrible, I woke up yesterday morning and someone had stolen
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the snow out of my garden.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Crime on the up

Postby Melisandre » Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:32 pm

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Re: Crime on the up

Postby dutchman » Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:53 am

Somebody also broke in last night, hit me over the head and stole all my vodka because before I went to bed I had a full bottle of vodka but when I woke up this morning the bottle was empty and I had a terrible headache! :clown:
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