Scotsman plans a boat trip

Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost fifty dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee.

"Hoots mon," he said, "in Scotland it wouldna ha been more than $20."

"That might be true," said the travel agent, "but you have to take into account that the Sea of Galilee is water on which our Lord himself walked."

"Well, at $50/hour for a boat," said the Scotsman,.....

Spoiler:

"it's no wonder he walked."

There's one Scotsman who can't take a long-enough trip as far as I'm concerned

(No names, no pack-drill)

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