Bad news and good news

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Bad news and good news

Postby rebbonk » Sat May 08, 2010 2:30 am

A secretary walked into her boss's office and said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you."

"Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained. "Tell me some good news for once."

"Alright, here's some good news," said the secretary.
Spoiler:
"You're not sterile."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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