My date (bit rude)

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My date (bit rude)

Postby rebbonk » Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:34 am

As I was getting ready for my date my mum asked "So where did you meet her?"

"On the internet" I told her.

"What, one of those dating sites?" She enquired

"Yeah, sort of" I mumbled.

"Aww that's sweet, so what's her name?" She asked me

Spoiler:
"DorsetSlut69" I said.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: My date (bit rude)

Postby Melisandre » Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:37 am

:lol:
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Re: My date (bit rude)

Postby dutchman » Fri Mar 02, 2018 6:10 pm

:rolling:
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