Gotta love kids

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Gotta love kids

Postby rebbonk » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:47 am

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up.

The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.

His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while".

Billy says: "I'm fine, mummy... I just haven't gone doody yet".

"Ok" says mum "you can stay here a few more minutes... but, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Billy says
Spoiler:
"Works for ketchup!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Gotta love kids

Postby Melisandre » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:10 pm

:lol:
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