Quarter-inch of snow falls in Coventry!

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Quarter-inch of snow falls in Coventry!

Postby dutchman » Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:43 am

  • Schools and community centres are shut
  • Hospital operations are cancelled
  • Buses stop running
  • Bin collections are suspended
  • Government COBRA committe calls emergency meeting
  • United Nations Security Council holds special session to discuss the situation in Coventry
  • Supermarket shelves are empty following panic buying
  • It's the end of civilisation as we know it
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Think I saw a snowflake myself and immediately dialled 999 :clown:
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Re: Quarter-inch of snow falls in Coventry!

Postby rebbonk » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:31 am

The world has gone mad! What on earth is wrong with people? God help us if we ever have to fight another war.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Quarter-inch of snow falls in Coventry!

Postby Melisandre » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:06 pm

Sorry Rebbonk we could nt even win a war either as the news the other day stated most of our soldiers are not fit enough.

Its their way of brainwashing to cause stress to kill us all off as stress is the number one killer and it starts with tv also in schools poor education think deep and careful on this. We are being taught to depend on other devices instead of using our own brains by their tactics they have destroyed the family bond as like closing pub s down destroying the community .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LwgfCJ7upw
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