A glass of Less please

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A glass of Less please

Postby rebbonk » Fri May 07, 2010 2:39 am

Lorraine is out for the evening, and on entering a bar says to the barman, "A glass of your finest Less, please."

"Less? Never heard of it."

"C'mon, sure you have."

"No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer?"

"I'm not sure. It was my doctor who mentioned it.
Spoiler:
He said I should drink less."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: A glass of Less please

Postby pollyanna » Fri May 07, 2010 6:23 am

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