Talk to me...

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Talk to me...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:39 am

As I lay back on the couch, Dave sat down in his chair and said, "So,... What are your thoughts?"

I said, "Well... I've had gay feelings ever since I started at school. I fancied the other boys, but didn't want to be an outcast, so I had girlfriends to hide my sexuality. I found it hard to suppress my true feelings however, and this led to me becoming distant from everyone else, becoming a loner. This has continued into my adult life, and leaves me very, very depressed. Do you think this stems from the close relationship I had with my father?"

He said,
Spoiler:
"Look, mate, I'm just a salesman for DFS. Do you want to buy the sofa or not?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Talk to me...

Postby Melisandre » Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:14 pm

:lol:
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Re: Talk to me...

Postby dutchman » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:30 pm

:lol:
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