Lunch?

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Lunch?

Postby rebbonk » Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:21 am

"What's for lunch?" I asked as I worked in the garden.

"Whatever you prepare" She replied curtly. "Imagine I'm dead. What would you do then?"

"Okay" I said, and disappeared into the kitchen. An hour later she called to me from the garden and asked how it was going.

"Very well" I replied. "I had a lovely salad".

"What about me?" she asked.

Spoiler:
"I thought you were dead" I said.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Lunch?

Postby Melisandre » Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:48 am

:lol:
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