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Have you got...?

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:28 am

Bloke comes up to me and says, " Have you got a light mate?"

I replied, "Yes,
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we call him anorexic Andy".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Have you got...?

Postby Melisandre » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:37 pm

:lol:
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