Check-up

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Check-up

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:28 am

During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"

He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."

I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

He replied, "Neither do I.
Spoiler:
My thermometer just broke."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Check-up

Postby Melisandre » Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:13 pm

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