Give up what you love (bit naughty)

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Give up what you love (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:55 am

An American, a Scot and a Greek are walking down the road when they are struck and killed by lightning.

They soon reach the pearly gates and plead to be sent back, so St. Peter calls God who agrees they can go back as long as they desist from their favourite things.

In a flash they are back on the street.

Soon they come to a McDonalds and the American, overcome with temptation, runs in, buys a Big Mac, takes a bite and disappears in a puff of smoke.

Suitably chastened the other two walk on when the Scotsman sees a coin in a crack in the pavement. Overcome by temptation he bends down to pick it up and
Spoiler:
the Greek disappeared.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Give up what you love (bit naughty)

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:38 pm

:lol:
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