Running into the ex

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Running into the ex

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:24 am

I bumped into my ex in town earlier.

I said "How's your new bloke?"

"He's twice the man you are" she sneered "what about your new woman?"

I said "Thankfully she's
Spoiler:
half the woman you are...?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Running into the ex

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:09 pm

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