Some things just cannot be bought

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Some things just cannot be bought

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 03, 2010 3:10 am

One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him, and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car" said the male driver.

"No way, get stuffed" replied the boy.

"How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver.

"I said no way" replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh?" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No, I'm not getting in the :censored: car!" answered the boy.

"OK, I know what you want. I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies" the driver offered.

"NO" screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied
Spoiler:
"Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Some things just cannot be bought

Postby pollyanna » Mon May 03, 2010 8:04 am

:funny:


Haven't heard a Skoda joke in a while :D
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