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Absolute double

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:34 am

Last night whilst watching television I said to the wife "you know what you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston".

She gave me a cheeky grin and said "really?"

I said "yes sweetheart she's
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9 stone and you're 18".

I truly appreciated everything the paramedics did for me last night. I'm in Ward 15, and I'd like some visitors
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Absolute double

Postby Melisandre » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:37 pm

:lol:
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